I'm static now
After a few days of tinkering with Hakyll and migrating my pages from WordPress and making sure everything looks okay, as well as dealing with stuff like compiling Haskell on a box with 512MB RAM and buying the cheapest domain name I could find, this is my new home -- a statically-generated blog. All new posts (ha-ha, as if you expected any) will go here, though some images will still be hosted on WordPress. Let’s see how it goes.
And here's an equivalent announcement on WordPress that links back to this blog.